Piggy roasting on an open fire
This little pasture fed piggy got roasted and devoured.
Our friend decided to bring on the next decade of his life with a full on pig roast party, what wonderful friends we have. This magical animal was a pretty young one judging by its size, it was stuffed with apples and potatoes(not sure why), sewn up then twirled around on the spit for 8 hours, periodically squirted with salt water to crisp up the skin and give flavour.
As guest arrived, their children excitedly ran to see the pig roasting, toddlers pointed at it in wonderment, nobody freaked out or cried, hey animals have heads right? One 3 year old who had never eaten mammal watched for hours then devoured three helpings with his greasy paws right from the carving table.
I can say that this was the freshest and tastiest pork that I have ever eaten!





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